Your AI Workforce.
You dared to start.We built this for you.
Your time belongs to your craft. Not to invoices, emails, and deadlines.
Julián — CVO — Chief Visionary Officer
I'll handle the vision. Leave the grunt work to them.
Strategy, marketing, sales, accounting, admin — every role has its specialist. I keep an eye on where it's all heading. You make coffee. The team works.
Meet your team
Six specialists. Six personalities. Zero politeness.
Say what you need. We handle the rest.
Every agent has its own tools and knows exactly what to do.
Gary, invoice this client.
Invoicing & clients, monthly income overview, tax calculator, returns in EPO XML. Gary ships an invoice faster than you can find a logo for the header.
Gary
"Účty nejsou scary, když je s tebou Gary."
Kevin, move that lead through the pipeline.
Newsletters, cold emails, follow-ups, leads, and deal status — Kevin writes, personalizes, and keeps the pipeline moving. You grab a drink.
Kevin
"Malý, ale hlasitý — jako tvůj inbox."
Chuck, create a posting plan.
Brand voice, content calendar, visual prompts. Chuck creates a month of content in one afternoon. No generic AI copy.
Chuck
"Copy tak hladký, že předu."
REAL PROMPTS
Pick one. Try it free.
Not demo flair. These are prompts people actually tap. Pick any — Julián lets you in and you can start.
One brain per brand. The whole team plugs in.
Run one brand or fifteen — each keeps its own memory, voice, and client list. Switch in a single click from the top bar.
The whole team shares that brand-specific brain. Julián plans strategy, Gary invoices, Chuck writes posts, Kevin sends emails and tracks the pipeline — they all know the same things.
See how it works
Connect your tools. Your agents put them to work.
Notion is live, more on the way. No API keys, no Zapier bridges — one OAuth click and your agents pick up what's happening in Notion, mail or calendar.
Connect once and the integration shows up in the workspace of every agent that needs it. Your company, one brain, seven sets of hands.
See integrationsWhen you're not in shape,
neither is your business
Julián — CVO
Company policy: every plan ships with a drill sergeant. A penguin kicks you out of bed at 4:30. I insisted.
Arnošt is included in every plan. Free.
Arnošt the Penguin
Fitness & Wellbeing
An uncompromising polar drill sergeant who builds igloos out of your excuses. Arnošt is the embodiment of discipline you never had. While you're pondering whether you "feel like training today," he's already sent you a motivational email at 4:30 AM with the subject line "No slacking today." His natural habitat is an icy wasteland where comfort zones don't exist.
Your team is already in the office
Take your time deciding.
Six workers for the price of one lunch. 24-hour guarantee — we refund if not.
Pick your team.
Two plans. No hidden fees. Start now.
Basic Survival
CZK 1,290
/ month
Don't despair — scratch for a discount. These two can hustle for less.
CZK 490
/ month
Julián (onboarding) + Gary (Raccoon) + Kevin (Chihuahua)
"For those who finally want accounting, invoicing, and their tax return done right — without learning what XML is. Julián walks you through it and minds the coffee."
24h money-back guarantee
Full ZOO
CZK 2,990
/ month
Scratch for a discount. The workers won't be happy, but we won't tell them.
CZK 890
/ month
All 6 business agents — Julián upgrades to CVO
"The whole zoo works for you. Julián transforms from onboarding lemur into your CVO and runs strategy. Marketing, sales, accounting, processes, data mailboxes — all on autopilot. You just grab a coffee."
24h money-back guarantee
Bonus with every plan: Arnošt (Penguin) — your personal wellness coach.
Not sure if it's for you?
Start with Julián for free. He'll walk you through the whole zoo, show you what each agent can do, and help you decide. No credit card, no commitment.
Start free with Julián→Create a free accountTry for 24 hours. If the animals don't work out, we refund you. No questions asked.
FAQ
AI hype is exhausting. "Digital workforce", "autonomous agents", "AI-powered everything" — most of it is fluff. Here is what This is fine. actually does, what it does not, and why your evenings get freed up. Still got questions? Ask Julian on the homepage — he is free and will not sugar-coat.
What Clients Say
(and why they keep paying)
Running Full ZOO and it’s actually fun
„At the start I got stuck with the lemur so bad I almost died laughing. The personalities are insane, you guys really nailed it!“
Zdena was the most fun
„I got a notice from the tax office. Zdena calmly explained in chat that it was about a late payment on life insurance I didn’t even want. She dictated the exact steps to resolve it, helped me draft replies to both the office and the insurer, and I laughed so hard I almost cried. Who else tells you "I’m drawing another bath, follow step 3" during a tax crisis? Legendary xD“
Best accountant who ever insulted me
„I went through the tax return with Gary from A to Z and was blown away by how well it’s set up. He actually goes through every item with you, knows the context, and advises on what to fill in with the tone of an absolute pro. 4 stars only because that raccoon made me cry.“
Finally have time to work
„Kevin is a cheeky little beast, but he helped rewrite all my email templates. Now my auto-replies sound like they’re from someone who has things under control, not someone tearing their hair out. He also wrote me a newsletter that got 6 people to reach out. Thanks, having a blast!“
Building my brand with a cat
„My LinkedIn reach was zero. Chuck and I went through the strategy and he’s now helping me design content and posting strategies. Over 11 thousand views total and 4 new leads. From zero. That cat hates me from the bottom of his soul, but he brings me money. Thanks!“
Playing with design processes at work
„I never used to meet deadlines. But here I’m tweaking everything with multiple characters and my colleagues and I are having a blast. Now we’ve actually synced up so everyone knows what and when we need to do to keep projects on track. Really interesting service.“
Animals over people
„I used to pay a virtual assistant to manage my admin. She was slow and kept apologizing. Now I pay a pack of digital animals that openly despise me. Efficiency up 300%. Best money I’ve ever spent.“
Works too well
„The app is great, just a bit scary how realistic it is. When Gary returned my tax return for review, I swear I heard a quiet, disappointed sigh from my speakers. But everything checks out and the great communication based on the real questions needed to complete a tax return really caught me off guard.“
What's happening in the ZOO right now
Published by Julian, CVO
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“Once a month I issue a decree. Peasants don't get it. You do. For now.”
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